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i read these in a thread
"3 Subaru STi: The most baller mobile for the 21st century is here. Complete with a pussy magnet that gives the owners of these awesome cars baller status with engines the feeling of sexy time in the pants. Again spouting claims of jealous or inability to afford a cheap japanese import, the drivers of these cars are the first all-weather winners of the list. Because of mass advertising campaigns, the winners driving these cars seem to think that any day, rain, snow, shine, or 3" of glaze ice is race day and will not hesitate to prove this to you, even if it means slinging mud all over you on a rainy summer day. On top of that, the turbocharged engine gives these ballers a sense of superiority over other vehicles that don't have turbochargers. The all mighty Subaru owners brag about these amazing vehicles because they are the best."
"2 Mitsubishi EVO:Teh Ghey
"3 Subaru STi: The most baller mobile for the 21st century is here. Complete with a pussy magnet that gives the owners of these awesome cars baller status with engines the feeling of sexy time in the pants. Again spouting claims of jealous or inability to afford a cheap japanese import, the drivers of these cars are the first all-weather winners of the list. Because of mass advertising campaigns, the winners driving these cars seem to think that any day, rain, snow, shine, or 3" of glaze ice is race day and will not hesitate to prove this to you, even if it means slinging mud all over you on a rainy summer day. On top of that, the turbocharged engine gives these ballers a sense of superiority over other vehicles that don't have turbochargers. The all mighty Subaru owners brag about these amazing vehicles because they are the best."
"2 Mitsubishi EVO:Teh Ghey
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^ this mother fucker, stfu and gtfo
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I was going to avoid talking shit but...
Even if you had a car that could do 10s... You still wouldn't be able to drive it.. I mean you can barely handle the car you have now that runs what 14s?
Why I called it a win? Everyone that I did say something to. I said, "you beat me in a 40 roll but when we took it from first gear I beat you TWICE."
-Remember passing me AFTER the finish line doesn't count as a win.
What does that tell you?
1. Your car has more power
2. You need to LEARN how to drive YOUR car please don't be one of those people that need other people to drive for them..
I would say if that is what you need to do to win, you may as well dedicate yourself to engine building but, by how many motors I heard you blew.. I wouldn't even recommend you doing that.
I asked you if you wanted to race me from the hole afterwards and you said no. So I left that at that.
-In racing not always the fastest car wins. And I'm sure I just proved that.
You want to race in October?? You got it.. But for money this time an a video clip of it. Cause it's funny how you had a passenger with you who is saying YOU lost and you still won't accept it.
An as for your crx going to be running in the 9s??? L
L... then it won't be a daily driver anymore go look at some of the spfwd cars and everything they have to do just to get into the 9s.(hmm not sure if you were talking about yourself or paul here)-edited
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damn kelvin.. i didnt think you had it in you to be a ass to someone haha you always coe around laughing and shit.
this is good shit.
this is good shit.
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stock suspension, stock bottom end, 93 octane, drag radial, 60 footin pickup truck, 1.60 60 with a 11.50-on the small stage
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I never built my Integra to race anyone, just to have fun but after all this shit it looks like I am going to have to.
I was going to avoid talking shit but...
Even if you had a car that could do 10s... You still wouldn't be able to drive it.. I mean you can barely handle the car you have now that runs what 14s?
Why I called it a win? Everyone that I did say something to. I said, "you beat me in a 40 roll but when we took it from first gear I beat you TWICE."
-Remember passing me AFTER the finish line doesn't count as a win.
What does that tell you?
1. Your car has more power
2. You need to LEARN how to drive YOUR car please don't be one of those people that need other people to drive for them..
I would say if that is what you need to do to win, you may as well dedicate yourself to engine building but, by how many motors I heard you blew.. I wouldn't even recommend you doing that.
I asked you if you wanted to race me from the hole afterwards and you said no. So I left that at that.
-In racing not always the fastest car wins. And I'm sure I just proved that.
You want to race in October?? You got it.. But for money this time an a video clip of it. Cause it's funny how you had a passenger with you who is saying YOU lost and you still won't accept it.
An as for your crx going to be running in the 9s??? LL... then it won't be a daily driver anymore go look at some of the spfwd cars and everything they have to do just to get into the 9s.(hmm not sure if you were talking about yourself or paul here)-edited
I was going to avoid talking shit but...
Even if you had a car that could do 10s... You still wouldn't be able to drive it.. I mean you can barely handle the car you have now that runs what 14s?
Why I called it a win? Everyone that I did say something to. I said, "you beat me in a 40 roll but when we took it from first gear I beat you TWICE."
-Remember passing me AFTER the finish line doesn't count as a win.
What does that tell you?
1. Your car has more power
2. You need to LEARN how to drive YOUR car please don't be one of those people that need other people to drive for them..
I would say if that is what you need to do to win, you may as well dedicate yourself to engine building but, by how many motors I heard you blew.. I wouldn't even recommend you doing that.
I asked you if you wanted to race me from the hole afterwards and you said no. So I left that at that.
-In racing not always the fastest car wins. And I'm sure I just proved that.
You want to race in October?? You got it.. But for money this time an a video clip of it. Cause it's funny how you had a passenger with you who is saying YOU lost and you still won't accept it.
An as for your crx going to be running in the 9s??? L
L... then it won't be a daily driver anymore go look at some of the spfwd cars and everything they have to do just to get into the 9s.(hmm not sure if you were talking about yourself or paul here)-editedAnd you better be damn sure that a stick welded cage isn't going to pass tech, so that means you are going to have to pay someone to build a cage, which costs money, and if you can't afford to build a motor right you certainly can't afford a cage.
So ultimately I see this making some 11 second passes once or twice and getting rebuilt.
I'm really not trying to be mean here. I just want to see someone actually build something, on there own, from start to finish, and have it hold together.
If you can do that Lembo, than more power to you, but don't try to prove anything to anyone other than yourself because every time you get mad at the trash talk and throw something together, it just gives people more ammo to throw at you.
Build it right, build it once!
Then you can take on anyone without having that thought in the back of your head going, "Hmm, I wonder if the James Bond smokescreen is going to cause me to seize something in the motor?"
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