Hey guys, There will be a event on the 28th at INTENSE PERFORMANCE AND SOUND in Bayonet Point..

CAR SHOW< DJ's < GRUB...... and hopefully..naked girls kas far as the eye can see...

more info as the days roll on ....look for the PROJECT SLIDE_WAYS vcd(for your computer) on sale soon!!!!

here are the directions: OR any product info call 727-505-4135

FROM SPRING HILL/HOMOSASSA:
head south on US-19 take a left on SR52 go down 3miles on your right hand side..

FROM Tampa/PLANT CITY:head north on I-75/275 when you reach the bearass exit(exit 51) take a right go less than a block and take a left on US-41 head NORTH ABOUT 10-15 MILES(until you reach SR-52) take a left on SR-52 and head west about 12 miles and we will be in the left... you'll see cars every where..

FROM ST PETE> HEAD NORTH ON US-19 intil you reach SR-52 take a right head down about 3 miles and we will be on the right/

NEXT TO GOLD GALORE>>>>>>>look for comercial on MTV


BE RESPONSIBLE DONT DRINK AND DRIVE..


FOR ANY ADDITIONAL INFO EMAIL GiDDeNz@yahoo.com

 

dave ill be there let me no if you need help seating up call rich

 

maybe you can just get jacked by a durango hatch f'ed up now are ya?

 

yea so i was fukn this guy named mark (thisdude that whips around in a WRX )in the a$$ the other night. and after it was all said and done. HE has the nerve! o turn to me and asks" hey GiDDeNz...why do you always have to do that? Why can't we just cuddle?"; and I was like "now that's just gay.. man>>

hahaaha.............OWNED..


ererer GAY>COM....

JK


NOW 722ish don't go and kry.... i stilll luv ya..

 

go put a body kit on or something assclown

 

dont get all upset cuz your car doesn't go braaap braaap... (now that reminds me of something??????????? oh yea ..........it's the sound of my ass in the morning after a midnight feast at taco bell.(dick)..braaaap braaap ,,,,,,,,,braaaaap braaaaap)

don't be an rotary obsessed ass-pony...

HEY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY:

ass clown 1: Hey BraapBraap why doesn't this bodykit fit? All the other pieces fit but the rear valance just doesn't fit..

ass clown 2(A.K.A. BRAAPBRAAAP): it's a BOMEX kit isnt it?1 its not a braaap braap nor. can i get the other side of my brain working right...i guess i am just a ass clown

.ass clown1: yep i just dont know etiher why it wont fit. cuz it is supposed to man what the fuk braapbraap.but you are an ass clown

NARATTOR: "MEANWHILE BEHIND THE FASAD(sury spelling) OF THIS INNOCENT LOOKING CAR SHOP" (A.K.A 29 min later)

playing in the background "smack my bitch up"


ENTER STAGE RIGHT GiDDeNz(our hero)




assclown 1: hey baldy,this idiot just doesnt know why my fukn body kit wont fit
(pointing to braap braap)

GIDDENZ:man do i have to teach all of you ass clowns how a kit goes on ? Or do i have to TEA BAG EVERY ONE OF YOU?

BRAAPBRAAP:no just tell my sutpid idiotic retarded ignorant balding braap braap ass. how to put on the is fukn kit..

GIDDENZ: k............... well if you ........NO WAIT A MINUTE.. HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT THE REAR VALANCE ON THE EXISTING BUMPER?

BRAAPBRAAP AND ASSCLOWN 1: (AT THE SAME TIME) Uhhhhh...ummmmm.....

BRAAPBRAAP: (scarcastically) GiDDeNz why would we want to do something stupid like that.........fukkn stupid ass..


GiDDeNZsaying with 100% confidence) Now BRAAPBRAAP. i will bet you a fukn million $$$that IT WILL FIT ON THE FUKN BUMPER...and if it doesn't i will run around naked at the show on the 28th.....

BRAAPBRAAP: ok YOUR ON ............FUKN ASS


LESS THAN 1 MIN LATER........THE FUKN SHIT POPS ON LIKE A CONDOM ON PROM NIGHT.. FASTER THAN THIS GUY BRAAPBRAAP CAN WOLF_DOWN A CHEESEBURGER(FAT ASS)


GiDDeNZ: see man i fukn told you..

BRAAPBRAAP: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE MAN>>> CAN WE CUDDLE??


GiDDeNZ: I hat to say that I told you so but i told you so.... fat ass
BUT DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU >>>>>DUDE THATS JUST GAY>>>



(THIS STORY/SCRIPT IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. if anyone can relate to this story it is concidencidental... how ever BRAAP BRAAP was not hurt in the process of this story..fatass

 

tamparacing meet tonight

come and hang have a good time

 

just saw it, GEE MARK THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!!!!!!!

 

the 28th of what? march or feb

 

of feb ya missed it... it was a decen t turnout but we had to compete with the "cars aganist cancer" event on the same day... bad planning on our part.

has any one ever heard of a ZR-20?