I have seen it get to that in this hobby/sport/industry.

Too many damn John's.

 

naaa, If it we not for the johns, were would people go to tune????

 

John/LHT
John/Mtber
John/Blown99civicSi
John/Alpha

I know there are more in here

 

That time I got arrested for soliciting prostitution, the cop called me John.

 

????? hmmm still have any connections?? my weekends have been kinda lonely like they say, If you like to have sex, getting head, giving head? or even foreplay, DONT GET MARRIED!! haha j/k my wife makes me very happy!!!(when her ass is in the air and her face is in the pillow )

 

I go by the slogan R.Kelly once said... "I'm at the top of the world, and lifes a pussy buffet..."

 

Blown99civicSi - Good luck with all the adventures tuning other people's cars brings.

I honestly don't mind Blown99civicSi, MrLht, Alpha offering tuning services.
I don't make a living off of tuning cars.

The tuning industry honestly sucks about 70% of the time.
Very rarely do I get a customer who has a vehicle which is built properly & has no problems.

70% of the time I have to deal with:
- Horrible wiring messes.
- Broken sensors such as intake air temp.
- Charge pipes not even being clamped in some spots.
- Blown turbo seals
- Motors with horrible blowby
- Motors not being put together properly causing vtec engagement to malfunction due to lack of proper oil pressure etc.
- I have had customers say there is something wrong with their vehicle after the vehicle was tuned. 90% of the time it ends up being a faulty part such as a distributor or they simply messed with their vehicle I.E. Distributor timing causing the tune to change etc. In other words, they expect me to troubleshoot their vehicle for free, so I can tell them what is broken although it has nothing to do with what I was paid to do etc.
- Worn brakes, tires, motor mounts, suspension etc.
The list goes on...

I had to vent...

 

I went over the checklist before any tuning was done on my car

 

Your dead battery sucked ass.

 

that kinda just happened at the last minute tho

If I had the extra cash I wouldve just gone to walmart and bought one... But Im poor