Last Friday around 10PM while headed out to the causeway, I did a drive-by at the
Marble Slab on Gulf-to-Bay. I saw the Vivid Blue car and some people sitting up close to the building. I revved my engine three times out of respect for Dale Earnhardt and the three chicks I had with me tossed their beer cans up into the air.

I don't normally condone littering, but they did it before I noticed and everything
was cool until the cans came down onto the hood of the Clearwater Police Department
cruiser that was closely following me, encouraging him to demonstrate to me that
his flashing red and blue lights were in working order.......

As he was walking up to the car, the red head with the big tits in the back seat
extended her arms out the rear passenger side window and started saying "Daddy! Daddy!" I optimistically thought: "Well, this might be a good thing......if that's her father,
maybe he will cut me some slack on the littering charge.........

He didn't say a word about asking for my driver's license. He pointed to the red head,
opened my rear door of my Honda and said "I'm taking that one with me!". He walked her back to the police cruiser, opened the door and let her into the front seat. Now for folks who don't know, riding in the front seat of a police cruiser indicates a prior relationship with the officer and I'm glad he knew her. He spun his tires as he left for parts unknown as she winked and blew us a kiss through the glass window.

Taking a deep breath as the cop left, I asked where the chicks got the beer since they were too young to purchase it.....and man! I'm not one to break the law by obtaining alcohol for someone who can't legally buy it.

They explained to me that when I pulled up to the convenience store where I met them
that the red head had just got to making out with the clerk behind the counter and that
the other two chicks went back by the cooler and started stuffing cold beer cans into
their purses.

The clerk was busy moaning "oh, baby, oh baby!" which was understood as "take the beer for free ladies, compliments of the management". Thank goodness that was resolved, since I had just crossed over into Hillsborough County by then and wasn't looking for trouble for transporting stolen beer across county lines........... -Bob

Here's the link:
https://www.tamparacing.com/forums/l...ab-g2b-31.html

 

< mind fucked

 

Bob, you need to write a book. lmao!!!!

 

You were supposed to post this yesterday, Bob. It's no longer April 1st.

 

who let bob out of his supervised living facility?

 

im so confused

 

Bob you hang out with some really classy ladies it seems. I wouldn't be worried about the stolen beer but more about the fact that you have drunk underage girls in your car stealing beer with you......

 

lol

 

Seriously though write a book, I was on the edge of my seat and wide eyed reading this on my lunch break. This was so epic! When I read the title I thought of when I almost got arrested when a guy was pretending to help me with my car when I broke down but was really putting all of the stolen beer inside my car. I kept wondering why the guy kept running inside and then back out. Luckily I got my car started and told him to get his beer out of my car. Just as he did 3 police flew up into the gas station and surrounded him. Then the police had a little talk with me and let me on my way. The guy tried to say I helped him steal the beer.

 

And then you woke up?