Someone help!
Someone help!
farfromügen
Joined: Jul 2005
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1) Go to your closest 24hr. Wal-mart.
2) Purchase 2 bicycle helmets (homo colors give extra points)
3) Before the driving test starts, give the bright pink with purple ghost flames helmet to the instructor/tester. Do not put the key in the ignition until he/she puts it on. It's for his/her safety, yo.
4) Keep constant eye contact with the instructor/tester. Start conversations about controversial topics like abortion, gay marriage, world politics, terrorism, etc.
5) At some point during the driving portion, make it a point to throw it in reverse and ram a cop car. If all goes well you should've busted his/her radiator and be able to get away.
6) Drop kick instructor/tester out of the vehicle while still maintaining a 25+ mph speed.
7) Patiently wait 2-3 weeks for your letter from the DMV
2) Purchase 2 bicycle helmets (homo colors give extra points)
3) Before the driving test starts, give the bright pink with purple ghost flames helmet to the instructor/tester. Do not put the key in the ignition until he/she puts it on. It's for his/her safety, yo.
4) Keep constant eye contact with the instructor/tester. Start conversations about controversial topics like abortion, gay marriage, world politics, terrorism, etc.
5) At some point during the driving portion, make it a point to throw it in reverse and ram a cop car. If all goes well you should've busted his/her radiator and be able to get away.
6) Drop kick instructor/tester out of the vehicle while still maintaining a 25+ mph speed.
7) Patiently wait 2-3 weeks for your letter from the DMV
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Der schnellste mann im langsamsten auto
Der schnellste mann im langsamsten auto
Mr. NiceGuy
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 3,353
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ITS SPELLED PERMIT YOU FUCKING FUCK.
Happy birthday. If you don't know your shit then you obviously aren't ready to be driving. God forbid I have to share a road with someone who can't spell the legal document granting them the right to drive.
