Someone help!
1) Go to your closest 24hr. Wal-mart.
2) Purchase 2 bicycle helmets (homo colors give extra points)
3) Before the driving test starts, give the bright pink with purple ghost flames helmet to the instructor/tester. Do not put the key in the ignition until he/she puts it on. It's for his/her safety, yo.
4) Keep constant eye contact with the instructor/tester. Start conversations about controversial topics like abortion, gay marriage, world politics, terrorism, etc.
5) At some point during the driving portion, make it a point to throw it in reverse and ram a cop car. If all goes well you should've busted his/her radiator and be able to get away.
6) Drop kick instructor/tester out of the vehicle while still maintaining a 25+ mph speed.
7) Patiently wait 2-3 weeks for your letter from the DMV
2) Purchase 2 bicycle helmets (homo colors give extra points)
3) Before the driving test starts, give the bright pink with purple ghost flames helmet to the instructor/tester. Do not put the key in the ignition until he/she puts it on. It's for his/her safety, yo.
4) Keep constant eye contact with the instructor/tester. Start conversations about controversial topics like abortion, gay marriage, world politics, terrorism, etc.
5) At some point during the driving portion, make it a point to throw it in reverse and ram a cop car. If all goes well you should've busted his/her radiator and be able to get away.
6) Drop kick instructor/tester out of the vehicle while still maintaining a 25+ mph speed.
7) Patiently wait 2-3 weeks for your letter from the DMV
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Der schnellste mann im langsamsten auto

Der schnellste mann im langsamsten auto
ITS SPELLED PERMIT YOU FUCKING FUCK.
Happy birthday. If you don't know your shit then you obviously aren't ready to be driving. God forbid I have to share a road with someone who can't spell the legal document granting them the right to drive.





