Soo... My 2 year old son decided to play with the remote to my car alarm and some how managed to remote start my integra which had the oil feed braided hose removed for some upgrades earlier today. Now this occured while i was taking a nap... Luckily i always leave the car in neutral otherwise not only would id have to clean up 3 quarts of used oil, but id have to take my car to the bodyshop and fix the garage door as well. Thank god i have a straight pipe, cus the noise woke me up as soon as it started.

His mother was cooking and didnt realize what little ayden was doing until i ran out the room looking like hornets where chasing me. I knew what to expect from the moment i woke up, so i grabbed a few old towels on my way out. But it was too late...

Most of the oil had already shot out the block and streamed down the firewall onto the cement and was running down the driveway like a river of HOLY SHITT!! My car didnt suffer since i shut it off in time but my driveway looks like i killed a robot and dragged him all the way to the sewer.. Anyone know how to clean these oil stains off the cement?? Degreaser did NOTHING!! HELP!

 

cat litter? lol good story

 

Dam.... a pressure washer and some good good cleaner..

 

Pressure washer for sure! But I need something that can decompose the oil under the cement.

 

dawn dish soap ftw.

 

i do pressure cleaning for a living just so u know u need a hot water machine thats the only thing that would work and a turbo nozzle lol we are located in west plam i am sure u can find one in the phone book rember they must have a hot water machine

 

lol darn kids dey do da dummest thingz but gotta love em lol .. i was teaching one of my cuzins how to do an oil change on my front porch nd me not payin attention to wat he was doin at da time cuz i was in da restroom he forgot to put da thing dat catches da oil wen u undo da plug under da plug so itll catch da oil well .. i come bak outside and hes down to his boxers taking a shower wit my water hose outside and im wondering wtf is he doin nd i look under da car and c nuttin but oil everywhere .. he had sumhow managed to get covered in oil lol but wat i used to get it out was a degreaser called purple power or something like dat wit a pressure washer after using kitty litter and it came right out ...

 

Having a hard time believing this. How long was it running?

 

I bet under a minute. i believe it lol

 

go to home depot, and i think its in the pressure washer / paint isle, its called "drive up"
stuff works like a charm, cleans it right away, but watch for your hands, that shit will burn like a mofo.