I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

 

lol nice ones stanley. gonna be some new away messages

 

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

 

hahaah this is funny s**t keep it going

Geez i wonder how funny the 4th is going to be

 

Johnny Tran <-I know someone with that name too

"Too soon Junior..." NAAAAAAAAAWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZZ

"TORETTO! TORETTO! SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!"

 

Brian -"Whats the retail on one of those?"

Ferrari dude - "More than you can afford pal... Ferrari."

Toretto - "Smoke him."

 

"You're gonna make me find out the hard way? You're brave! You're brave. They call me Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it."

 

And two favorites

Ja-Rule - NOOOOOOO MONICA!!!

Dom - NAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.

I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life. "

 

I NEVER KNOCKED ON NOBODY!!