police officer following me
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i get tailed by a cop atleast once every 2 weeks..he'll tail me from my apt to school..its about a 8 miles and no i dont break any laws while he behind me.. what a jerk
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Good story follows.
Im driving home one night around dusk in my Tahoe at the time, and the fuzz turns off a side road in my neighborhood right behind me. Im doin 35 in a 30, no big deal. He is on my ass like a Democrat on a Bandwagon...
Anyways, I cant even see his headlights in the rearview.
So I keep going 35 for about 2 mins, he's still tailgating me. Meanwhile, im on the phone with my workout partner, who just happens to be a Cptain for the Sherrifs Office. I tell him my plan, he says "Do what ya gotta do, but dont bring my name into it" Hehe.
So I swerve to the other side of the road, slam on the brakes, jump out of the truck, start running on the driving range of the golf course, and lay down with my arms behind my back, phone in hand.
Cop runs up and ask, "WTF are you DOING?"
I said, "Well, it was looking like you were to fucking stupid to find a reason to pull me over, so I GAVE YOU ONE. ARREST ME!!!"
He stood there not knowing what to think, so I say, "Ohh, by the way, the phone is for you" I tossed it to him, and he tried to hang it up or something, but then I said, "Its (keep capts name confidential) for you, he wants to know why your tailgating me"
The look on his face was priceless.
Long story short, were actually freinds now, just went to the beach to Hoe it up today.
Im driving home one night around dusk in my Tahoe at the time, and the fuzz turns off a side road in my neighborhood right behind me. Im doin 35 in a 30, no big deal. He is on my ass like a Democrat on a Bandwagon...
Anyways, I cant even see his headlights in the rearview.
So I keep going 35 for about 2 mins, he's still tailgating me. Meanwhile, im on the phone with my workout partner, who just happens to be a Cptain for the Sherrifs Office. I tell him my plan, he says "Do what ya gotta do, but dont bring my name into it" Hehe.
So I swerve to the other side of the road, slam on the brakes, jump out of the truck, start running on the driving range of the golf course, and lay down with my arms behind my back, phone in hand.
Cop runs up and ask, "WTF are you DOING?"
I said, "Well, it was looking like you were to fucking stupid to find a reason to pull me over, so I GAVE YOU ONE. ARREST ME!!!"
He stood there not knowing what to think, so I say, "Ohh, by the way, the phone is for you" I tossed it to him, and he tried to hang it up or something, but then I said, "Its (keep capts name confidential) for you, he wants to know why your tailgating me"
The look on his face was priceless.
Long story short, were actually freinds now, just went to the beach to Hoe it up today.
