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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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Twas Xmas Eve morning and Ive just watched Tokyo Drift as I head to Gandy in my 240. I see the crowd and I want to show off, Ive got mad skills yo drifting my ride. I rev and I rev with all my might. I start to slide to the left and the right. As I slide, I laugh with glee. When Oh No what do I see. Its the Grinch and he driving a car with a Star on the side. I say to myself, I can get away, hell I got a Turbo 240. I head out on GIR towards Tampa revving with all my might. I can do it, Ive seen it in the movies. When, Oh No what appears , Another Star Man stopped on the bridge. I hit the Tire Spikes at 100 mph. Now I'm really driftin. I slide and I slide on my rims. It's not like the movies now, My current outlook is pretty grim. I slide down another street trying with all my might, but my 240 is now roasted with no escape in sight. I grind to a stop with smoke pouring out, I put my hands up as their Glocks come out. I'm off to Jail, now feeling kinda sad. The cop, says it won't be too bad, Only 1 felony and several misdeameanors. Your cars impounded. But look at the bright spot, Merry Christmas Ricer.
Old Dec 24, 2006 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ricer 240
Twas Xmas Eve morning and Ive just watched Tokyo Drift as I head to Gandy in my 240. I see the crowd and I want to show off, Ive got mad skills yo drifting my ride. I rev and I rev with all my might. I start to slide to the left and the right. As I slide, I laugh with glee. When Oh No what do I see. Its the Grinch and he driving a car with a Star on the side. I say to myself, I can get away, hell I got a Turbo 240. I head out on GIR towards Tampa revving with all my might. I can do it, Ive seen it in the movies. When, Oh No what appears , Another Star Man stopped on the bridge. I hit the Tire Spikes at 100 mph. Now I'm really driftin. I slide and I slide on my rims. It's not like the movies now, My current outlook is pretty grim. I slide down another street trying with all my might, but my 240 is now roasted with no escape in sight. I grind to a stop with smoke pouring out, I put my hands up as their Glocks come out. I'm off to Jail, now feeling kinda sad. The cop, says it won't be too bad, Only 1 felony and several misdeameanors. Your cars impounded. But look at the bright spot, Merry Christmas Ricer.
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ricer 240
Twas Xmas Eve morning and Ive just watched Tokyo Drift as I head to Gandy in my 240. I see the crowd and I want to show off, Ive got mad skills yo drifting my ride. I rev and I rev with all my might. I start to slide to the left and the right. As I slide, I laugh with glee. When Oh No what do I see. Its the Grinch and he driving a car with a Star on the side. I say to myself, I can get away, hell I got a Turbo 240. I head out on GIR towards Tampa revving with all my might. I can do it, Ive seen it in the movies. When, Oh No what appears , Another Star Man stopped on the bridge. I hit the Tire Spikes at 100 mph. Now I'm really driftin. I slide and I slide on my rims. It's not like the movies now, My current outlook is pretty grim. I slide down another street trying with all my might, but my 240 is now roasted with no escape in sight. I grind to a stop with smoke pouring out, I put my hands up as their Glocks come out. I'm off to Jail, now feeling kinda sad. The cop, says it won't be too bad, Only 1 felony and several misdeameanors. Your cars impounded. But look at the bright spot, Merry Christmas Ricer.
ummm....what do i say to this...mad funny y0
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Projekt
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see ^his^ sig.
Old Dec 24, 2006 | 06:02 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 06:15 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2006 | 08:55 PM
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when did star belly sneeches go to gandy?
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