racing stripes = HP.... True story!!!
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Daddy-O
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racing stripes = HP.... True story!!!
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I am your penalty.....
I am your penalty.....
PWN5 J00
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hahahah that was funny as hell!!!
best part:
"My ride is mad fast tight," said one such teenager. "I first put stripes on my ride to make it look cool, but damn G, my ride be flying now!"
Loosely translates, this means "My vehicle is fast and I'm a total douche bag who has a man-crush on Paul Walker."
best part:
"My ride is mad fast tight," said one such teenager. "I first put stripes on my ride to make it look cool, but damn G, my ride be flying now!"
Loosely translates, this means "My vehicle is fast and I'm a total douche bag who has a man-crush on Paul Walker."
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Rally driving, when you're fertile enough to impregnate women with eye-contact
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"It's like if you were riding a dirt bike full speed through a crowded shopping mall, you're bound to run over someone. But if everyone else was riding a dirt bike too, you'd be fine."
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"If you take racing stripes away from the common people, then who will be left with racing stripes?" rhetorically questioned Wal-Mart greeter Jeremy McFish. "That's right... celebrities. And then we're all doomed. I know I wouldn't want to run into Tom Cruise or Kevin Federline on an empty highway if I didn't have my racing stripes."
lmfao
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PBM fender roller for rent!!
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K-Feds too badass, i'd need racing stripes AND NOS stickers to even stick with him, like...4 NOS stickers and sidestripes to
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LOGIC? You seriously want to invoke logic in a conversation about fake hijackings, missiles hitting the pentagon, and bombs planted throughout the world trade center? I thought it was a given that logic was checked at the door when entering one of these threads.
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