AWD Lazer I think...of course you could tell he had a DSM by the responce

 

hmm worst car....idk prob 88 ford tempo. my dad sold it to africa hahaha.

 

Pontiac Fiero. Anything that blows up isn't good.

 

87 Chevy Nova, I bought the car for $180 it had no options, no a/c , no p/s, nothing! I beat the living crap out of that car, took it mudding, jumped a couple of hills then took it mudding again, dumped the clutch all the time and then I drove the car with the 2nd layer of metal showing thru 2 tires took it on the highway and in 5th gear floored I got it up to 90 until I hit a small hill then it went down to 80. Oh the car was from up north and it had rust all under the hood, dash caught on fire blew every guage I had exept the speedo then one of my brake lines exploded. After the brake line incident I junked the car for $50, they even came and picked up the car! before then I tried to blow the motor by emptying all the water and running the engine as high as I could. Little fucker still ran when they came and picked it up.






I miss that car.

 

92 Lincoln Continental with 45k old lady miles. White with pimp red leather, all the whiz-bang chit Lincoln is so good at. Cush and pretty damned good handling with 4 corner air suspension. I put 20%tint and looked awesome on its alloys.
What a total POS.
First, the motor mounts were shot. Fluid filled expensive as hell at 150 a pop, and only avail from Lincoln.
Next, a front airshock went poof, and the whole car sank like 4"...felt right at home with the rico suaves here in TNC...
Dealer wanted 400 per front strut. Found one cheaper, stuffed it in. Then the other 3 blew...and Midas had a 79.99 installed strut sale and the stupid kid threw 3 on for like 250 bucks. His boss called on Monday asking me to boot up the extra 1000 he should've charged. HA, yeah right buddy. I never saw that mullet at the Midas in TnC again...
Waterpump blew. Sideways frontdrive with no thought for maint when put together. Checked with Pep boys for a install price on the 29.99 pump...9 hours!! I did it myself 1 hour at a time, and became sure that any engineering brains at Ford were fired the year before they built this car. Bolts that hold the pump are longer than clearence to remove...jack engine, bitch, scrape knuckels, etc.
I figured out a week later the water pump took the back head gasket down with it...repaired at great pain.
Oil pump lost psi for a few minutes a month later, of course, no light or bell or gauge movement....main spun, rod broke too, swapped engines and the tranny promptly blew 6 months later.
I left that bitch with the tow driver from AAA and the owner of the tow truck gave me 700 bones for it, with 75k on it.
"It sure is pretty and that leather is sweet" he said
Yeah sucker, just wait...
PS the ac blew when I switched to 134 too.
GAWD I HATED THAT CAR!

 

96 sunfire.. almost exact same reasons. my transmission was shit, but the engine ran strong as hell. beat the hell out of it daily.

brakes sucked, windows were hard as hell to roll down, seats were hard, and the plastic on the interior just looked horrible, and it was mint on the interior. thats just GM's trademark on almost all their cars, shit shit shit interior.

 

most unreliable: toss up between turbo rx7 and M3. bought m3 with 11k miles drove it until 150k miles jus about every thing broke.the rx7 i bought with 43k miles and it was a shitbox as well.

biggest pos was a 1979 chevrolet monza. It was infested with roaches. I think i bought it for 100 bucks and then sold it to another friend 4-5 months later. It was such a beater, but broke less than the two above. I also had an 81 fairmont that i drove for about a year. I covered the car in checkerboard penis stickers. the car got me through 1 riot( with 2 broken windows), and I think i broke another window trying to "door" a huge box on the side of the road that had a toilet in it(i didnt know about the toilet, when i smashed it).

 

I had a built ass 91 plymouth laser Trbo fwd.
Everything that could break on a car broke, and it was horrible.

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

86 cadillac eldorado. i bought it after my last accord was totalled out until i could find my perfect next car (my gsr). i only had it for like a month and in that time i had to replace the battery and the a/c control module so that pissed me off. i guess it couldve been worse though. also, i would try and get my friends to ride in it w/me to the ghetto malls so they wouldnt have to worry about thier cars getting broken into and the wouldnt be seen in it so i guess it was pretty ugly! lol