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Old Apr 18, 2006 | 09:51 PM
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Make my english bullmastiff eat him and shit him out on the seat, then take car and light it on fire, fuck little porsches im too tall for them. MY 185+ lb dogs and my big dick = better than fucking german shepard and gay small car FTW.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by FLBigDog
Make my english bullmastiff eat him and shit him out on the seat, then take car and light it on fire, fuck little porsches im too tall for them. MY 185+ lb dogs and my big dick = better than fucking german shepard and gay small car FTW.
That's the spirit
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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pop the hood, fuck up the engine, and then steal the dog?
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 12:28 PM
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shoot the dog..steal car... end of problem..
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 12:35 PM
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POINT AN LAUGH AT THE 5TH BRAKE LIGHT ON THE BOTTOM LEFT, then leave.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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too bad thats a fog light..
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 2kSnakeater
POINT AN LAUGH AT THE 5TH BRAKE LIGHT ON THE BOTTOM LEFT, then leave.
foglight buddy
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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a red fog light? on the REAR of the car?
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by g-50Cab
That's the spirit
I was drunk, I keed I keeeed. Nice porsche in your sig btw.
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Old Apr 19, 2006 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 2kSnakeater
POINT AN LAUGH AT THE 5TH BRAKE LIGHT ON THE BOTTOM LEFT, then leave.
It's a euro car, and a rear fog light, they are required by law...
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