Damn, I wasted about 10 minutes of my life trying to read that fuckin run-on shit and after all that, you didnt get a phone number or even follow her to ask for one? You, sir, are the suck.

 

Sorry about that guys. I am a married man with a little son. If it was a couple years ago i would have chase that ass down and got a number, but i already have a ring on my finger

 

Dont rings slide right off?

Haha JK

 

o man, last year i was driving up north and we were driving a 02 civic. we were on the highway and this mitsubishi montero was drivin right by us. with some fine chicks, so we take a piece of paper write our number on it, and put it on the window. they call us. we talked a bit, and ends up that they flash us while we were on the highway. it was 4 of them and we saw 3 pairs of very fine boobs. but the best part is that we had it on video. my cuzin pulled the camera on time. and when we got to minesota, we could show our win.

 

My friend and I had a guy pass his cell phone over to us going about 70mph down I95! Hahhahaahhaha.


Things guys do for numbers.

 

When I was living in NY, I was out driving the convertible and the girl next to me at the light was really cute so I was talking with her. Bad thing is the girl I had just broken up with 5 minutes earlier was in the car still. I should have kicked her ass to the curb and went with the other girl. Hindsight is 20/20.

 

im going to buy a dry erase board right now.

 

for future reference, most new phones are bluetooth capable within 100ft - you can deliver those digits with the press of a button maybe I should make a bumber sticker or somthing.


"If you think I'm hot enable bluetooth and get my number."

 

Throw her your wallet with your driver's license! -Bob

 

Are you even hott?