So I'm on my way home from the gym tonight and some guy in a turbo beetle is driving like Captain McHardass. Weaving in and out, racing up a lane and crossing all three lanes in a big hurry. Nothing I'd usually notice, but seeing a Beetle driven in this manner grabbed my attention. Had it been a Civic, I probably wouldn't have even known he was there.

I found myself picturing an angry, gay male, mid-30s, bad hair, gnawing at his steering wheel, limply flailing his arms and swearing at the top of his lungs in a lisp. For some reason, this struck me as funny and I ended up all the way home. There's just something ironic about an angrily driven turbo beetle that warms my bowels.

Keep on struggling, striving and raging Angry Beetle Pilot...the world must know your fury.

 

 

hahahaha, i remember last week when a guy in a turbo beetle was driving by our meet doin his cute little ko3 spool up. he would drive right by us and do his bov, i couldnt imagine a guy drivin one.

 

you should set that story to the budweiser men of genius music. hahahaha


'heres to you, Mr. "pissed off because i drive a failed remake of a hippie shitbox" guy.

 

real american faaaagotttts......haaaha thats too funny

 

maybe the fact that he bought a turbo beetle just hit him.

 

so as i was reading this thread.i was holding back from pissing real bad and figured i could read one last thread before going to the bath room.well let just say i lol so hard that i just had to run to piss.this thread almost just owned me!


ps.this bud is for u.MISTER ANGRY GAY LISP TURBO BEETLE GUY!

 

Did you happen to see what his tag read? If it's the car I'm thinking of it contains 'bug'

 

Dude I bet you his Bov has a Lisp.. He's probly rushing home cause his life partner made him dinner for valentines day...

 

i've impounded a few beatles driven by men and they are either gay...or embarrassed that they are driving their wife's/gf's car.

i wonder what the split is...gender wise...for these cars. 90/10? 80/20?