1. Just because you have a body kit and exhaust, doesnt make you fucking speed fucking racer...
2. No, nitrous only doesnt make you a 10 second street car...
3. Most of them are hardasses behind a keyboard, and they have the fastest car in the world, but in person, something is always broken..
4. NO, FAST AND THE FURIOUS DOES NOT ACURATLEY DEPICT REAL STREET RACING, AS MUCH AS YOU WANT IT TO, IT NEVER WILL!!!
5.They always race when ever its the worst time, like last week at the G-spot two honda hatches went across the bridge with a cop across the street, and the helicopter in the air...DEE dee dee...
6.Their excuses are priceless...
7. They are usually really dumb...
8. HIN is a way of life for them...
9. Your monster tach on your honda with i/h/e doesnt make us go "oh no, we can't race him, he has a tach."

I can't think of anyothers right now, but if you have more post em up...God I hate ricers...

 

Oh, and your intake filter does not make you have 20 more horsepower...

 

Same goes for the queers in the Eclipse GS's that think they are fast becasue a gst is somewhat fast...

 

ricers usually dont have nitrous, and if they did, it would be called NAAWWWWZZ.. duh.

 

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

also, they rev their engines in grid lock traffic at others. why?

 

also, just because you put a a big ass aluminum wing on the back of your FWD car does not mean you are now able to drive over 300 mph.

 

YEah, take that shit to the airport...

 

also, just in case you did not know this already... APC is crap. So stop putting their sticks all over your car already.


* I can go all day *

 

One thing that i really cant stand is when you have money to purchase a body kit. and have the money to get it installed. But yet have to drive your F*n car for over a year with it not painted because you dont have the money. WTF?