Funny Ricer Talk
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Funny Ricer Talk
So i'm in class today chillen and i hear this
Ricer 1: my bro i selling his Ls/Vtech hatch for 10k
Ricer 2: dam i bet it is fast any 1/4 time?
Ricer 1: yeah he ran a 13.6 without nos
Ricer 2: holy shit thats fast as fuk
Ricer 1: yeah i know
then they get on later talking bout intregras
Ricer 2: man just wish if i had a LS
Ricer 1: Why?
Ricer 2: them shit is fukin fast as hell if i put turbo it would run like a 10 sec in the 1/4 mile
Ricer 1: nah u for real?
Ricer 2: yeah man if i put nos in it, it would ran like 8 sec in the 1/4
after i heard all of this i just left the classroom
Discuss.
Also post other funny ricer talk that u have heard
Ricer 1: my bro i selling his Ls/Vtech hatch for 10k
Ricer 2: dam i bet it is fast any 1/4 time?
Ricer 1: yeah he ran a 13.6 without nos
Ricer 2: holy shit thats fast as fuk
Ricer 1: yeah i know
then they get on later talking bout intregras
Ricer 2: man just wish if i had a LS
Ricer 1: Why?
Ricer 2: them shit is fukin fast as hell if i put turbo it would run like a 10 sec in the 1/4 mile
Ricer 1: nah u for real?
Ricer 2: yeah man if i put nos in it, it would ran like 8 sec in the 1/4
after i heard all of this i just left the classroom
Discuss.
Also post other funny ricer talk that u have heard
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Ford Ricer: I totally kicked your ass.
DSM Ricer: What did you expect. You have a V6 Taurus.
Me: Aw what the hell...I'll run you.
Civic Ricer: What do you drive?
Me: That big ass Chevy over there. :.point to my car.:
Civic Ricer: What kind of motor does that thing have?
Me: It's just a V6, nothing special.
Civic Ricer: Uh..Naw man..Uh...my timing's off on my VTEC.
Me: WTF?
DSM Ricer: What did you expect. You have a V6 Taurus.
Me: Aw what the hell...I'll run you.
Civic Ricer: What do you drive?
Me: That big ass Chevy over there. :.point to my car.:
Civic Ricer: What kind of motor does that thing have?
Me: It's just a V6, nothing special.
Civic Ricer: Uh..Naw man..Uh...my timing's off on my VTEC.
Me: WTF?
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Originally Posted by ThaiRacer
So i'm in class today chillen and i hear this
Ricer 1: my bro i selling his Ls/Vtech hatch for 10k
Ricer 2: dam i bet it is fast any 1/4 time?
Ricer 1: yeah he ran a 13.6 without nos
Ricer 2: holy shit thats fast as fuk
Ricer 1: yeah i know
then they get on later talking bout intregras
Ricer 2: man just wish if i had a LS
Ricer 1: Why?
Ricer 2: them shit is fukin fast as hell if i put turbo it would run like a 10 sec in the 1/4 mile
Ricer 1: nah u for real?
Ricer 2: yeah man if i put nos in it, it would ran like 8 sec in the 1/4
after i heard all of this i just left the classroom
Discuss.
Also post other funny ricer talk that u have heard
Ricer 1: my bro i selling his Ls/Vtech hatch for 10k
Ricer 2: dam i bet it is fast any 1/4 time?
Ricer 1: yeah he ran a 13.6 without nos
Ricer 2: holy shit thats fast as fuk
Ricer 1: yeah i know
then they get on later talking bout intregras
Ricer 2: man just wish if i had a LS
Ricer 1: Why?
Ricer 2: them shit is fukin fast as hell if i put turbo it would run like a 10 sec in the 1/4 mile
Ricer 1: nah u for real?
Ricer 2: yeah man if i put nos in it, it would ran like 8 sec in the 1/4
after i heard all of this i just left the classroom
Discuss.
Also post other funny ricer talk that u have heard
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Ricer 1: I got my new spoiler and I can take turns at like 50mph now..
Ricer 2: I bet that can make your car faster with traction too...
Ricer 1: Damn skippy, will make my tires spin less...
Ricer 2: I will be able to be anyone...'
Ricer 2: I bet that can make your car faster with traction too...
Ricer 1: Damn skippy, will make my tires spin less...
Ricer 2: I will be able to be anyone...'
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Originally Posted by 95gainfla
lol, vtak neva loooooose!
I was at some car meet where a bunch of cars, domestic and imports were just hangin out together when I walked by some dude and he was just going off how he smoked like 5 cars on the way down to the meet. So I asked him if he wanted to go and it went something like this...
Me: Hey, wanna race?
Him: Yo man, you crazy? I'll smoke you!
Me: Ok, let's go, do you wanna go from a start or roll?
Him: Whachu got?
Me: I'm driving that over there *pointing to my Impala*
Him: Nah man, you got a cop car, that thing's got a supercharger on it!
Me: I'll let you look under the hood
Him: Nah, it's cool, my clutch is shot....I think, next week though fo sho!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! and kept walking
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