Funny things girls/ricers say.
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Originally posted by whtmustangt99
lol wow there are some stupid people out, the worst i have had is when i was riding down the road and an eclipse with decals up the side reved on me, i reved back and the girl i was with said " are u really gonna race him?? hes gonna smoke u" i said why, "because look at the stickers and wing, its like a fast and the furious car"
lol wow there are some stupid people out, the worst i have had is when i was riding down the road and an eclipse with decals up the side reved on me, i reved back and the girl i was with said " are u really gonna race him?? hes gonna smoke u" i said why, "because look at the stickers and wing, its like a fast and the furious car"
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no lie, i had a kid riding in my car (which is a manual) and he asked me if my car was a 5 speed??????? i told him it was automatic and he said," oh thats ok, autos are faster anyways"
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my old stang.. 5.0, x303 cam (rough ass idle), gt40 heads, holley intake, shortie headers, flowmaster 3:73 gears, etc. it was a fast ass car..
girlfriend gets in the day i get it back from coastal dyno (after i had the cam, heads, intake manifold installed) idling rough as hell cause its cammed up and what does she say? "are u running out of gas, cause it sounds like we're about to stall out" i was like omg, i have to remember she dont know much about cars.. lol
girlfriend gets in the day i get it back from coastal dyno (after i had the cam, heads, intake manifold installed) idling rough as hell cause its cammed up and what does she say? "are u running out of gas, cause it sounds like we're about to stall out" i was like omg, i have to remember she dont know much about cars.. lol
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I was driving my friend's GST (turbo XS ROFL BOV) and after shfiting a few times the girl in the passenger seat:
"Whats that sound? It sounds like we're going through water puddles, I don't like it."
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"Whats that sound? It sounds like we're going through water puddles, I don't like it."
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dude in a turbo diesel ford F-250 after racing an evo and putting multiple beatings to it, bobbing through traffic, finally catches up to me just so he can say "hey man, that thing sounds mean, whaddya got??" i laughed and reply "stock 4 cyl turbo w/ exhaust"
dude in a mustang yelling "NO NO NO NO, I WAS JUST PLAYIN!!!" on mcmullen booth after taching it up to 4k in second and stabbing in and out of the gas a few times after he revved at me, 4 cyl meanness pwnz j00!!
girl who was in my car back when it had a muffler and was still very loud "you need to get a muffler" i reply "i already have one" she replies "oh....well you need some more then"
my friend dominic w/ a nasty nasty 1st gen turbo neon- "dude, your car sounds nuts, it doesn't even sound turbo, it just sounds like something really bad is about to happen"
girl riding shotty in ricer civic - "bet yo' shit aint got vtec"
dude in a mustang yelling "NO NO NO NO, I WAS JUST PLAYIN!!!" on mcmullen booth after taching it up to 4k in second and stabbing in and out of the gas a few times after he revved at me, 4 cyl meanness pwnz j00!!
girl who was in my car back when it had a muffler and was still very loud "you need to get a muffler" i reply "i already have one" she replies "oh....well you need some more then"
my friend dominic w/ a nasty nasty 1st gen turbo neon- "dude, your car sounds nuts, it doesn't even sound turbo, it just sounds like something really bad is about to happen"
girl riding shotty in ricer civic - "bet yo' shit aint got vtec"
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dude in the passenger seat in an old ass accord leans out his window and asks me if i've got anything done.
i tell him it's stock (it is), he spins his wheels off the line, i take off easy, punch it around 20mph and fly by him. they catch up and the guy's leaning out the window yelling, "that shit ain't stock, that shit ain't stock"
i tell him it's stock (it is), he spins his wheels off the line, i take off easy, punch it around 20mph and fly by him. they catch up and the guy's leaning out the window yelling, "that shit ain't stock, that shit ain't stock"
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and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
and makes her act more friendly
and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
and makes her act more friendly
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''MTV Pimp My Ride show"...your civic came with this nasty little wing, we gave you a bigger one because you need the extra downforce.
some ass clown looking at my civic with his ricer buddie...brace yourself for this one.
Ricer1 : Yeah you see how his muffler tilted like that, i had mine done that way and got 10 extra horsepower
Ricer2: damn really i better get one then.
I thought no1 was that dumb
some ass clown looking at my civic with his ricer buddie...brace yourself for this one.
Ricer1 : Yeah you see how his muffler tilted like that, i had mine done that way and got 10 extra horsepower
Ricer2: damn really i better get one then.
I thought no1 was that dumb
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