I was drivin late on the gandy tonight and i hit what appeared to be a beached whale on the bridge..i veered off his dorsel and colided with the concrete barier my kia is out there now if someone has a flat bed and can come get my kia and me. if you got anyroom for me i will stay with my car til its death.im in the whales epidermis if you wouldnt mind shootin a flare or 2, that way i will know to get out of it, its frickin freezin out here man please someone. i can hardley breath with all this saliva in here, but its way to cold for survivors out there. when u pass the wreck scene throw the flares an in a can of unsanitary salted lightly licked sardines my way also some listerine i need some rice crispy treats in order to revive my whale friend arnie he has been unconcious for nearly 4 hours. i would give him mouth to mouth but im inside of him. please i beg of u, if any of you are wondering i found a dell laptop in arnies stomach im here now at 63degreesN lat and 291degreesW long.