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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 03:16 PM
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http://www.aztekfanclub.com/forum/

Somebody go post it there in their "performance" forum, so far all they seem to have in the way of mods is K&N drop in filters, and custom exhaust. Go show them the new aztek engine swap.
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 03:50 PM
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Originally posted by g-50Cab
Azteks and fat girls - both fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
Yeah, but this fat girl has an unbelievably lively punnani hidden away! I would definitely rock that car...truck...whatever the fock it is.

p.s. Couldn't they have squeezed one more focking horsepower out of that thing? "My Aztec makes 666bhp, bitch". That just sounds so much more manly than, "My Aztec only makes 665bhp, you big bully".
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 04:25 PM
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It's running remote resovoir Moton shocks! That's ~5000 bucks in shocks alone.

I also like how far back they had to stick the shifter because of the motor...
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 04:40 PM
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I don't care how much horsepower it has it's still butt ass ugly. I rented a car in St. Louis a few months ago - they "Upgraded" me to an Azteck. I told everybody I met that it was just a rental car. Butt ass ugly piece of shit. With enough HP you can make a turd fly - but it's still a turd...
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by g-50Cab
With enough HP you can make a turd fly - but it's still a turd...


I can think of a lot of other vehicles I rather put 600+ HP in . . .
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 06:12 PM
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Originally posted by Jordan Y.
http://www.aztekfanclub.com/forum/

Somebody go post it there in their "performance" forum, so far all they seem to have in the way of mods is K&N drop in filters, and custom exhaust. Go show them the new aztek engine swap.
I spent 10 minuets looking aroung there.
I have never seen such a ghey website in my ENTIRE LIFE.. the people there are SO STUPID.

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the 2 cones under the hood look like boobies, and thats the only thing i like about that aztek.
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 06:27 PM
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Originally posted by Slash
I spent 10 minuets looking aroung there.
I have never seen such a ghey website in my ENTIRE LIFE.. the people there are SO STUPID.

ALSO

the 2 cones under the hood look like boobies, and thats the only thing i like about that aztek.
It's true! It's so pathetic that I don't even want to waste my time trolling there. I think it's even worse than streetkiaz or that hyundai site.
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 07:41 PM
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tha'ts a crazy ass aztek, i thought those things were ugly until i saw that one
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Old Oct 1, 2003 | 07:41 PM
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tha'ts a crazy ass aztek, i thought those things were ugly until i saw that one
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