"ill take the red one for a spin, its not pointed at a pole" lol.

 

too bad it didnt go out the window backwards and crush those oh so hideous tail lights.

 

Or the spoiler. It is just TOO big for that car IMO.

 

if it cruched the spoiler where would the midgets sit

 

 

I was once trying to teach this girl how to drive manual transmission (in my old accord- stupid stupid stupid), I advised her to hold the revs at 3000 rpm, and SLOOWWWWWLLLYY as she could, let the clutch out. Instead, she dropped the clutch and floored it, somehow the car hooked and launched and was banging off the rev limiter at 30 mph when we had crossed the street from the stop sign we were at, hit a 5" curb and bounced over it, missed two trees and she finally let off the gas and slammed on the brake. Surprisingly, no damage to the car whatsoever, 4x4 style ride height>5" curb