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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 09:20 AM
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Default Some People Just Crack Me Up!

Since it was a nice day today & My Father has never rode in the Lamborghini before, i took him for a ride, he had to go to the Airport so i told him i would drop him off in the Diablo.

After dropping him off i went to go get some lunch.

I pulled in the carpark, loads of spaces, you know the drill, i parked at an angle taking up two spaces, there was a car on the very corner, i parked at an angle to this car.

I sit outside so i can keep an eye on it, when lo & behold, a car pulls in, the girl squeezes her car in the space between my car & the one in the corner, well, the gap is so tight that the passenger has to open up her door to guide her in, eventually, the driver gets the message & stops, the passenger then gets in the drivers seat while the other girl guides her in, i'm watching this whole ordeal unfold, just dumbfounded by her ignorance.

Well, they finally get the car parked & walk around to see just how close they were able to get. They are now walking towards the restaurant, having to walk right past me.

I get up out of my chair and say to the two girls "Excuse me, do you think you could have parked any closer if you tried!?, i mean, you have the whole bloody parking lot empty & you park like that" What do they do! You guessed it, just start laughing and giggling on there way to the front door.

OK, No respect. i sat back down and finished eating my lunch

Paid my Bill & walked back through the restaurant to the front door walking right past the two girls (Not even acknowledging them) so as not to draw attention to myself.

Once i get outside, i walk around their car & can't believe just how close they parked, i mean, you couldn't get a "cigarette paper sideways" between the space, it was if anything, less than 3", her passenger door wouldn't open, it was that close.

Anyway, i get in my car & back up, it was pretty ironic really, when i backed my car up, her front tyre was flat as a pancake, i have no idea how the hell that happened, but i bet they were late for whatever they had to do.

I drove home nice and quietly
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 09:27 AM
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You should've gave both of them a backhand.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 09:27 AM
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Don't you have the 205 MPH tag? I was next to you on Gandy bridge one Sat night in a Blue Mustang Coupe with Welds.

Yeah people always do stupid shit like that. They don't care. If they;re car is shitty they don't respect other peoples cars either.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 10:03 AM
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rich elitist pig.

but you're right: the dumb bitch was wrong. you don't park right near the best car in the lot when there's tons of other spaces available.
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 10:11 AM
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the stupidity of people amazes me, i wouldve gotten alittle more pissy with them tho sometimes stupid chciks need to be put in thier place hehehehe
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 10:29 AM
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Originally posted by perdition79
rich elitist pig.
if i were him id take that as a compliment

capitolism should never be looked upon as bad thing.... lol next time take up three spaces, just because you can, and cut the valvestems off of that girls tires next time
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 10:36 AM
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Good kill on the SDB's Limey!
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 10:45 AM
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Dam shame about that flat!
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 11:08 AM
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why do people try to be cool. I see that shit alot.. a nice car all the damn way in the back of the parking lot parked sideways.. and BAM some ass hole in a junker parks right next to them just to be a dick..
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Old Sep 25, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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I feel your pain. I used to have that at Circuit City all the time. Granted I am in a WRX not a Diablo but same idea behind it. I would park at the very end of the parking lot taking up two spots, yet some idiot would have the nerve to park next to mine when there was prolly 50 spaces alot closer just to be an asshole. Not only did they park next to me, but I got about 3 or 4 dings from their doors over the months. I finally decided with a few other kids to just all park together and say screw it. I did leave a few nice letters on their windshields that my dad had. He is a retired NY police officer, they were fuunny as shit. Anyways had to vent -KEVIN-
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