The Modulars vs. The 5.0s :)
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Originally posted by "The^Thief"
Flaming 5.0's on:
(1)Fox body 5.0's are for burger flipping guys who can't yet afford a modular Mustang.
(2)If I wanted fast without style I could put a 454 in a old Vega for half the cost of a 5.0.
(3)Wood grain dashes and leaky T-Tops just don't turn on the women.
(4)5.0's rank only second to ricers for annoying drivers on the road.
Last but not least:
(5)Owning a 5.0 is like sleeping with Elissa, everyone's been there and done that.
Originally Posted by FordMan
You modular guys kill me ! 
You either love or hate the 5.0's.
The way I look at it is they are cheap as hell to make fast, have simple yet aggressive lines, and most of all the aftermarket for them is never-ending.
Oh well you guys will get tired of blowing up those mod motors and see the light someday.
You either love or hate the 5.0's.
The way I look at it is they are cheap as hell to make fast, have simple yet aggressive lines, and most of all the aftermarket for them is never-ending.
Oh well you guys will get tired of blowing up those mod motors and see the light someday.
(1)Fox body 5.0's are for burger flipping guys who can't yet afford a modular Mustang.
(2)If I wanted fast without style I could put a 454 in a old Vega for half the cost of a 5.0.
(3)Wood grain dashes and leaky T-Tops just don't turn on the women.
(4)5.0's rank only second to ricers for annoying drivers on the road.
Last but not least:
(5)Owning a 5.0 is like sleeping with Elissa, everyone's been there and done that.
O.K. Now for my version.
1)Fox body 5.0's are for burger flipping guys who can't yet afford to repair a modular Mustang
(2)If I wanted fast without style I could put a 454 in a old Vega for half the cost of a 5.0.
You are right you could do that but it would not piss off the modulars as much as when a 5.0 dusts them yet again.
(3)Wood grain dashes and leaky T-Tops just don't turn on the women.
Where have you been hiding out ? T-Tops and wood
4)5.0's rank only second to ricers for annoying drivers on the road.
Annoying because you have been beaten to many times by them or what
(5)Owning a 5.0 is like sleeping with Elissa, everyone's been there and don that.
Maybe so but just like sleeping with Elissa that does not mean you were any good at it or knew what you were doing.
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Ok guys put your shlongs back in your pants. This isn't a pissing contest! Where's the love? It's all good in da hood. Bitches!!!!!!
-Good kill on the Elisa joke!
-Mark
Where's the love? It's all good in da hood. Bitches!!!!!! -Good kill on the Elisa joke!
-Mark
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reasons i dont own a mod motor:
1. i dont like car payments and would much rather OWN my car and put the money into mods.
2. i have a life and dont want to spend all my time working on my car cause there is no room.
3. girls like the 5.ho's better.
4. 4.6's rank only second to SUV's for slowest drivers on the road.
5. Owning a 4.6 is like driving a camaro, your always working on it and still always getting beat by 5.0's
1. i dont like car payments and would much rather OWN my car and put the money into mods.
2. i have a life and dont want to spend all my time working on my car cause there is no room.
3. girls like the 5.ho's better.
4. 4.6's rank only second to SUV's for slowest drivers on the road.
5. Owning a 4.6 is like driving a camaro, your always working on it and still always getting beat by 5.0's
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Originally posted by "Road Rage"
reasons i dont own a mod motor:
1. i dont like car payments and would much rather OWN my car and put the money into mods.
2. i have a life and dont want to spend all my time working on my car cause there is no room.
3. girls like the 5.ho's better.
4. 4.6's rank only second to SUV's for slowest drivers on the road.
5. Owning a 4.6 is like driving a camaro, your always working on it and still always getting beat by 5.0's
reasons i dont own a mod motor:
1. i dont like car payments and would much rather OWN my car and put the money into mods.
2. i have a life and dont want to spend all my time working on my car cause there is no room.
3. girls like the 5.ho's better.
4. 4.6's rank only second to SUV's for slowest drivers on the road.
5. Owning a 4.6 is like driving a camaro, your always working on it and still always getting beat by 5.0's
Us mod motor guys can go fast on stock internals!
Care to race a 4.SLOW?
-Mark
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Originally posted by "Road Rage"
reasons i dont own a mod motor:
1. i dont like car payments and would much rather OWN my car and put the money into mods.
2. i have a life and dont want to spend all my time working on my car cause there is no room.
3. girls like the 5.ho's better.
4. 4.6's rank only second to SUV's for slowest drivers on the road.
5. Owning a 4.6 is like driving a camaro, your always working on it and still always getting beat by 5.0's
reasons i dont own a mod motor:
1. i dont like car payments and would much rather OWN my car and put the money into mods.
2. i have a life and dont want to spend all my time working on my car cause there is no room.
3. girls like the 5.ho's better.
4. 4.6's rank only second to SUV's for slowest drivers on the road.
5. Owning a 4.6 is like driving a camaro, your always working on it and still always getting beat by 5.0's
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