A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT
FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that
the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary
send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I
am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place,
I was under the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for
$250 with the following note :

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is
plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
present landlady."

 

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dude that sig rules. christopher walkin is awesome.

 

i got nothin'

 

Thought you would like that.

 

Funnee

 

good one!!!

 

thanks for the laugh before i go to work !!!

 

cmon shaun....I hear there are people complaining about off topic shit like this....