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NEEDS A COUPE
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Thats right i forgot sorry my memory is as long as my dick 
But as for the job in new caanan, its a no go i'm not gonna risk it right now.
But as for the job in new caanan, its a no go i'm not gonna risk it right now.
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i have to do it cause it's a ford forum... lol
Chevrolet
-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
IROC= I Run On Credit
IROC= I'm a retard out cruising
IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising
IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette
IROC= I reek of cologne
IROC= I really own crap
Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter
SS= Super Slow
RS - Really Slow
CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.
Chevrolet
-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
IROC= I Run On Credit
IROC= I'm a retard out cruising
IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising
IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette
IROC= I reek of cologne
IROC= I really own crap
Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter
SS= Super Slow
RS - Really Slow
CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.
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That would be extra funny if it were only true. But the sad fact is chevy dominated fords performance for the majority of the time between 1955 and 2007. save for the 1982-1989 or 90 era when the camaros got the 305 .. but wait the mustang II would be fords black eye so we can just strike bolth the mustang II and the late 80s 305 camaros from the records and call that one evev. CHevy still had the vette tho. Maybe one day ford will make a vet killer. OH WAIT they did in the GT. but it doesnt really kill the vette it just bairly hangs with it lol.
Its funny after friends owning fox bodys the new style camaros came out in the early to mid 90 and OMG the 6cyl camaro was running 2 tenths off the mustang GT! The magazines ignored the GT and pitted the z-28 againse the cobra hhhmmm they ignored the camaro ss because for had nothing to compare it to. Ive never been one for slamming a brand. Its especially funny because that cadillac ran 0-60 in 6.5 and 14.8 in the quarter when tested by road and track or car and driver . which ever one posts their test results in the back few pages .. Thats on par with a 5.0 liter fox body factory stock ... SO lets not go compairing shit. Because every auto maker makes a decent car and every auto maker has made shitty cars. Now if all the companys would just all make 1and see how they last in 10 years. Im betting that neither ford nor chevy even comes in the top 5 , Probably not even the top 10 of Common auto manufacturers maybe not even the top 20 anymore.
Its funny after friends owning fox bodys the new style camaros came out in the early to mid 90 and OMG the 6cyl camaro was running 2 tenths off the mustang GT! The magazines ignored the GT and pitted the z-28 againse the cobra hhhmmm they ignored the camaro ss because for had nothing to compare it to. Ive never been one for slamming a brand. Its especially funny because that cadillac ran 0-60 in 6.5 and 14.8 in the quarter when tested by road and track or car and driver . which ever one posts their test results in the back few pages .. Thats on par with a 5.0 liter fox body factory stock ... SO lets not go compairing shit. Because every auto maker makes a decent car and every auto maker has made shitty cars. Now if all the companys would just all make 1and see how they last in 10 years. Im betting that neither ford nor chevy even comes in the top 5 , Probably not even the top 10 of Common auto manufacturers maybe not even the top 20 anymore.
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