did you realize that if you fart in a bag, you can save it for later.

 

why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it........

 

hahahhaahahahaa

 

thats definately my new sig

 

do you know you can fart in your pool. catch the fart air with your hands...move it over to your buddy/spouse and let it fire at will......and it's smells......lol

 

this by far has to be the best thread ever. do you know if you fart and quickly pull the covers up over your spouses head they sleep on the couch

 

No, thats not true, a dutch oven is farting in bed under the covers, and then throwing the cover over your spouse/significant others head and holding it down to where they can not escape and "basque in the ambience".

 

I Know Whats Its Called Its Just An Easy Way To Get The Bed To Yourself