Saw this on another forum and thought it was hilarious. I for one don't have beef with LS1's but it's still funny none the less.

A Mustang cannot beat an LS1. Simply cannot happen. Please refer to this guide if you're a Mustang owner that thinks you may have beaten an LS1.

#1 The LS1 cannot be beaten.
#2 All Mustangs are stock.
#3 All LS1s run mid/high 12s bone stock from the factory.
#4 Even the 03 Cobra is a mid 13 car.
#5 The LS1 was not racing.
#6 The LS1 was parked.
#7 The LS1 was just playing with you.
#8 The LS1 was actually a V-6 with Z28 badges.
#9 The LS1 was actually an LT1, which can only be beaten by an LS1.
#10 The race does not count because it ended before 160mph.
#11 The race does not count because it did not start from a roll.
#12 The race does not count because the LS1's passenger was performing oral on the driver.
#13 The race does not count because the LS1 was not properly tuned.
#14 If you still feel your Mustang may have beaten an LS1, please see #1.


Matt

 

Nice.

 

It is in the owner's manual!

 

HAHAHAHAHA That's too funny.


Matt

 

wasnt the ls1 developed by nasa do beat all mustangs? or something along those lines ?

 

That's great!!!!!
The funny thing is that's the things we say if we got beat by an Import! JK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The same rules apply to B16's

My BOV wasn't working right,suspension set up for AutoX,running low boost, etc.

But nothing can beat it.

 

No, actually NASA is not in on the skinny. The LS1 is the product of a super-secret government conspiracy at area 51. It has been a long arduous process of reverse engineering captured alien technology that also led to the transistor, velcro, and Tang.