Any of you goons play golf?
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Any of you goons play golf?
I do from time-to-time; especially since moving to Brooksville and having the type of clientelle that I do now. Saw this video and literally LOL'd. If you've ever tee'd off and hit a dribbler, you'll get it! 
YouTube - Golf Joke: The Women's Tee
YouTube - Golf Joke: The Women's Tee
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Ah, yeah, it's no more expensive than modding Mustangs and cars in general. LOL
Plus, I've got an in at a very exclusive, private, luxury golf resort and so I get to play for a song and dance
Plus, I've got an in at a very exclusive, private, luxury golf resort and so I get to play for a song and dance
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Naw it's the horizontal lambada! My wife is the membership director at a private course here in Hernando, so I paid in advance - Eff a membership fee and monthly dues, lol 
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I play golf. I played a lot a few months back..lol but my cousin on the other hand. Freshman in high school in New port Richy. Leading his team to a awesome record..not sure though..gotta talk to him again ;P
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I like to play "Bedroom golf". Here are the rules:
1/ Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2/ Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4/ For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5/ Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6/ Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7/ It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8/ Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
9/ Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10/ Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11/ Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12/ The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
14/ Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15/ It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
1/ Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2/ Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4/ For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5/ Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6/ Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7/ It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8/ Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
9/ Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10/ Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11/ Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12/ The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
14/ Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15/ It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
