Little Johnny again!
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Little Johnny again!
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
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The teacher asks the children to take a letter of the alphabet and use a word beginning with that letter, and that use it in a sentence.
She goes, "OK, A
Little Johnny's hand shoots up. The teacher knows Johnny will probably use a cuss word so she picks Susie. Johnny looks pissed.
Susie says, "A, apple. I brought my teacher an apple.
Good job, Susie, now who can do the letter b?
Once again, hands go up, she bypasses Johnny because she knows he can come up with bad words he shouldn't be using with the letter B
and so on and so on until she gets to the letter R
Who can do a word with the letter R?
Only little Johhny's hand is up and he's waving it around and jumping up and down......"Pick me teacher, please!!!"
The teacher thinks for a moment and can't think of one single bad word that starts with the letter R....
"Ok, Johny, go ahead, give me a word starting with R and use it in a sentence."
Johnny gets a big grin on his angelic little face and says,
"RATS................Big fuckin' rats, with dicks this long!!!"
She goes, "OK, A
Little Johnny's hand shoots up. The teacher knows Johnny will probably use a cuss word so she picks Susie. Johnny looks pissed.
Susie says, "A, apple. I brought my teacher an apple.
Good job, Susie, now who can do the letter b?
Once again, hands go up, she bypasses Johnny because she knows he can come up with bad words he shouldn't be using with the letter B
and so on and so on until she gets to the letter R
Who can do a word with the letter R?
Only little Johhny's hand is up and he's waving it around and jumping up and down......"Pick me teacher, please!!!"
The teacher thinks for a moment and can't think of one single bad word that starts with the letter R....
"Ok, Johny, go ahead, give me a word starting with R and use it in a sentence."
Johnny gets a big grin on his angelic little face and says,
"RATS................Big fuckin' rats, with dicks this long!!!"
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