ALL FORD and motorcycle show
Hey guys...Here's the details so far:
When: May 16th @ 10am - about 2pm
Where: 4105 W. Hillsborough Ave. (Discount Mini Storage)
What is required to enter? Some sort of cat or dog food. Bring a can, or a bag.
(this is for the ASPCA, not my animals)
Who do I contact? ME!
Will there be awards? Only one...Best in show by popular vote.
What KIND of award? Undeterimined as of yet.
What happens if I get thirsty? We will have sodas and water for donations. (any donations will go to the ASPCA for more food)
What if I get hungry? (I mean, It's around lunch time and I'm a big boy
) Then eat! We'll have hot dogs and hopefully hamburgers too!
We're also working to have a guy who makes churros come by that day to provide churros.
What will there be to "do"? Sit and show off...wear a bikini...(Sorry, no man-kini's please
) chat with other frea...oops..I mean other Ford enthusiasts...AFTERWARDS WE WILL BE GOING TO A DYNO TO DO DYNO RUNS!
Will the dyno runs cost? YES! About $30 for 3 runs depending on which shop we go to. We're currently working to get one right around the corner from us.
Will there be a burnout contest? NO!
Will there be any beer? NO! sorry...Not allowed on premises. (company rules and all)
Can we cuss? If you want to.
Will there be a bathroom? Possibly.
of course!
If I want to, can I fire up a blunt? NO! I will have to remove you from the premises. Sorry, company rules...not mine.....Ok, mine too.
LOL
When: May 16th @ 10am - about 2pm
Where: 4105 W. Hillsborough Ave. (Discount Mini Storage)
What is required to enter? Some sort of cat or dog food. Bring a can, or a bag.
(this is for the ASPCA, not my animals)
Who do I contact? ME!

Will there be awards? Only one...Best in show by popular vote.
What KIND of award? Undeterimined as of yet.
What happens if I get thirsty? We will have sodas and water for donations. (any donations will go to the ASPCA for more food)
What if I get hungry? (I mean, It's around lunch time and I'm a big boy
) Then eat! We'll have hot dogs and hopefully hamburgers too! What will there be to "do"? Sit and show off...wear a bikini...(Sorry, no man-kini's please
) chat with other frea...oops..I mean other Ford enthusiasts...AFTERWARDS WE WILL BE GOING TO A DYNO TO DO DYNO RUNS! Will the dyno runs cost? YES! About $30 for 3 runs depending on which shop we go to. We're currently working to get one right around the corner from us.
Will there be a burnout contest? NO!
Will there be any beer? NO! sorry...Not allowed on premises. (company rules and all)
Can we cuss? If you want to.
Will there be a bathroom? Possibly.
of course!If I want to, can I fire up a blunt? NO! I will have to remove you from the premises. Sorry, company rules...not mine.....Ok, mine too.
i have had no luck with getting threw to thoughs people again. you might just want to swing by that places some time. you still have the map?
and on another note wouldnt this be considerd a charity event? lol
and on another note wouldnt this be considerd a charity event? lol
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its ok, the more parts that fall of the lighter i get.
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its ok, the more parts that fall of the lighter i get.
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what about crystal meth?
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Yes...It is.
Smoke before you get here all you want. Hell, get an 1/8 and smoke the whole darn bag for all I care...Just make sure you can keep your eyes open long enough to park safely.
^ We now have a couple skrippers from 2001 odesey storing with us...If they show up...maybe?
LOL We used to have a couple of "escorts" (not the cars) here too...THAT was interesting. When I was younger, I used to think that hookers were all good looking...Boy was I wrong.
Oh yeah...another question:
What if my car looks like crap? Can I still enter? YES! As long as you bring some food for the ASPCA.
LOL We used to have a couple of "escorts" (not the cars) here too...THAT was interesting. When I was younger, I used to think that hookers were all good looking...Boy was I wrong.
Oh yeah...another question:
What if my car looks like crap? Can I still enter? YES! As long as you bring some food for the ASPCA.




Get real man...
