So I've seen old people shit themselves, kids running into things, mechanics doing the dumbest things.... but tonight I about laughed my ass.

For the last few months I have been working as a rent a cop for a condo at clearwater beach. So tonight while making my late night rounds I hear some moaning and screaming like some chicks getting ass raped with no lube. I laugh knowing most of the residents are pervs and drunks. I keep going around the building. Due to the total boring aspects of my job I stop to check out the street from the 3rd floor. I could still hear all the noises. Curiousity had then gotten the best of me.

As I'm making my way down the second tower I discover where it's coming from. There sits a window wide open lol. Do I dare look......fuck it why not lol. I glance in the window as I pass and I see a guy atop the biggest female I had ever seen minus clothing. I'm talking like a 250#. Funny to see it but not the end of the story.

The guy notices me walking by and shrugs his shoulders and gives me the oh well it's ass face. At that point I lost it and laughed my ass off.




Sorry but I am bored as shit and haven't seen a human to talk to all night lol.

 

Should of hung around for few

 

not my cup of tea lol

 

I think he was trying to signal for you to tag-team in?

 

My hoggin days ended in the Army lmao

 

Now that quote is funny....Where were you station? Every where I went there was always some good looking women........

 

 

Thats what I was thinking

 

Ft Bragg, had to go to Raleigh or Greensboro for decent ass.

 

Couldve gotten a hummer at least. That would make the story interesting. But yet if you would have said that then we would all probably be raising the BS flag.