maybe a repost, sorry



Bobs Son asked his mother the following question:
>
> ' Mom , why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son
> and replies,
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
> father.
>
> ' Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>
>
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

"So the dishwasher can match the rest of the appliances."

 

lol

 

Why are women's feet smaller?



so they can stand closer to the sink.


what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing, you already told the bitch twice

 

 

funee!