Mike and Roger went to a nice steakhouse for lunch. Shortly after they were seated a gentleman seated across from them started choking on a piece of steak. Mike jumped up and ran over in front of the poor guy and unfastned his pants and bent over. Roger came over and ran his tongue right up the crack of Mike's hairy ass. The choking man was so sickened by the sight that he puked up the piece of meat and started breathing again. Mike stood up and said "that old hind lick manuver works every time"