WIFE FROM HELL


A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dangit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."


The driver says, "Yeah , well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....













"Only when he's been drinking."

 

lol,men are such bumbling goofsIts a wonder we get anything done. I bet this is hilarious at the baby showers etc.

 

and women are bitches and we're free to joke about it. My brother was so offended by the joke that he forwarded it to me and our mom.

 

 

I fail to see why anyone other than a cunt would ENJOY acting this way? and only if they can ,without reciprocity.

 

Sort of reminds me of this...........
YouTube - Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

 

ooooohh you said that C word!!!

 

Yea, and?

 

I fail to see why anybody but a pecker head would take a joke so seriously.

If anybody else had posted it, you either would have laughed or just moved on. But because it's me, you have to throw in your little snide remarks and attempt to insult me. It's kind of flattering, actually.

 

Got a better word?

Some bitches think their pussy controls all men. May work on some....