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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 03:53 AM
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My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get
married.

There was only one little
thing bothering me.....
It was her beautiful younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend
down when she was near me,
and I always got more
than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did
it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little"
sister called and asked me
to come over to check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen
in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment,
then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.
To my surprise, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes,
my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this
story is:

Always keep your condoms
in your car.
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 03:56 AM
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 05:25 AM
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Thats great!
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maybe i just like rainbows and puke, who says it has to be a gay thing?
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 06:03 AM
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 06:23 AM
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True $tory. But only my fiance's little sister is only 20.....
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 07:06 AM
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He shoulda gone with the classic Joe Pesche move from casino
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 07:31 AM
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I guess i've been lucky (if you can call it that) lol. I've always had the better looking sister.
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 07:33 AM
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I don't WANT any of my wife's sisters...I got the youngest bestest looking one!
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maybe i just like rainbows and puke, who says it has to be a gay thing?
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Old Jun 3, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by stang stroker
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