To Be 6 Again
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To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovin gly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE
IT.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovin gly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE
IT.
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"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
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For once, I agree with Joe.
If the bitch had said that she would like to be "A" six again...instead of "she would like to be 6 again", the husband would have probably laughed and told her fat ass to quit dreaming... or lay off the bon-bons and hit the cardio...
Treadmill FTW.
Also, nevermind me tonight, I am not in the best of moods right now.
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And, actually, if reading comprehension didn't own you, you'd realize the joke basically is saying women are complicated, fickle bitches than can never be pleased.
So whatever inferiority issue you have has nothing to do with my joke, so maybe you should just keep it to yourself next time, instead of attempting to bash me every time I post. Or just go the fuck away..whichever.
So whatever inferiority issue you have has nothing to do with my joke, so maybe you should just keep it to yourself next time, instead of attempting to bash me every time I post. Or just go the fuck away..whichever.
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"People know me."
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
Amanda
"People know me."
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
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lay off this girl guys. Even i got a chuckle out of this one. i'll throw some rep on your pile if you promise to keep posting whatever you want and say "F" the haters.
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Originally Posted by P057
"Wow I had a hard time understanding that... but from what I gather you found an open-box item that wasn't cheaper. You bought it anyways. You then called someone a dumbass while making fun of their misfortune of losing a job as you were leaving the store?
I'm surprised you were able to get out the store with that big "SUCKER" sign affixed to your back. "
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Originally Posted by P057
"Wow I had a hard time understanding that... but from what I gather you found an open-box item that wasn't cheaper. You bought it anyways. You then called someone a dumbass while making fun of their misfortune of losing a job as you were leaving the store?
I'm surprised you were able to get out the store with that big "SUCKER" sign affixed to your back. "
