Joke (sort of NWS)
Thread Starter
Registered User
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 866
Likes: 0
Joke (sort of NWS)
A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse .
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment . '
So, the midget shows up, and the horse rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse .
'A female horth . ' So he shows him a prized filly .
'Nith lookin horth . Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and the midget gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears .
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth .
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground .
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing .
'Perhapth I should rephrase that, can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit'?
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment . '
So, the midget shows up, and the horse rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse .
'A female horth . ' So he shows him a prized filly .
'Nith lookin horth . Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and the midget gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears .
'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth .
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground .
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing .
'Perhapth I should rephrase that, can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit'?
__________________
General Stonewall Jackson has been quoted saying that when the time of war comes,
“My advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard".
General Stonewall Jackson has been quoted saying that when the time of war comes,
“My advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard".
Last edited by Iraq&Roll; Mar 20, 2008 at 10:40 PM. Reason: Bad cut and paste
