toilet seat up or down? why does it matter?
LOL, I didn't say that.....I just thought it was fucking hilarious!....
So anyway, what brought this on? Did you mom piss on the toilet seat and not clean it up??
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Flowmaster catbacks, K&N drop in, for now!

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Flowmaster catbacks, K&N drop in, for now!
no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while. come on how can you not tell it's up?
and no it's just nasty how ya got to pick it up and you see all of that on the bottom of the seat. now i just use my foot to lift it up.
and no it's just nasty how ya got to pick it up and you see all of that on the bottom of the seat. now i just use my foot to lift it up.
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its ok, the more parts that fall of the lighter i get.
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its ok, the more parts that fall of the lighter i get.
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All females have snakes in their heads. Try not to rationalize.... just accept their double standards as a genetic flaw.
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General Stonewall Jackson has been quoted saying that when the time of war comes,
“My advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard".
General Stonewall Jackson has been quoted saying that when the time of war comes,
“My advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard".
She just needs reassurance of her femininity. Explain to her how there is no way in Hell THAT ass could ever drop into THAT crapper.
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YO! Barry! You LOST!
YO! Barry! You LOST!
actually unless you got a women with a double stretched vag, she probably won't be able to get p anywhere on you. Also, only nasty ho's leave things in the toilet so it's just returning the favor not to spray the seat and leave it down for her to sit on or fall in................the only part of this logic I don't get is what kind of nasty bitch sits nekkid without looking (not counting you raymond)!!
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I leave the seat down. Yep...my aim is THAT good!.....Of course, it helps a bit that the monster is like hanging right there at the same height as the seat anyway, so it's just a matter of placing it right over the hole. LOL
Actually, I just leave the seat down. I never lift it. SHE does...just to clean though. If she leaves a mess, then it's HER ass that cleans it and sees it. LOL
Actually, I just leave the seat down. I never lift it. SHE does...just to clean though. If she leaves a mess, then it's HER ass that cleans it and sees it. LOL



