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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 07:12 PM
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well ok im done. im finished venting.
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its ok, the more parts that fall of the lighter i get.

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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiffiny
this coming from ^with this in your sig jfwy
did you see those titties??? I hope who ever hired her got to paint her face with some baby batter!!!

LOL, I didn't say that.....I just thought it was fucking hilarious!....




So anyway, what brought this on? Did you mom piss on the toilet seat and not clean it up??
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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 07:28 PM
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no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while. come on how can you not tell it's up?

and no it's just nasty how ya got to pick it up and you see all of that on the bottom of the seat. now i just use my foot to lift it up.
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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 08:44 PM
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All females have snakes in their heads. Try not to rationalize.... just accept their double standards as a genetic flaw.
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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Joker Instituted
no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while.
She just needs reassurance of her femininity. Explain to her how there is no way in Hell THAT ass could ever drop into THAT crapper.
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Old Mar 18, 2008 | 09:16 PM
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:01 AM
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actually unless you got a women with a double stretched vag, she probably won't be able to get p anywhere on you. Also, only nasty ho's leave things in the toilet so it's just returning the favor not to spray the seat and leave it down for her to sit on or fall in................the only part of this logic I don't get is what kind of nasty bitch sits nekkid without looking (not counting you raymond)!!
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:22 AM
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I leave the seat down. Yep...my aim is THAT good!.....Of course, it helps a bit that the monster is like hanging right there at the same height as the seat anyway, so it's just a matter of placing it right over the hole. LOL

Actually, I just leave the seat down. I never lift it. SHE does...just to clean though. If she leaves a mess, then it's HER ass that cleans it and sees it. LOL
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:27 AM
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This thread sucks.
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Old Mar 19, 2008 | 05:31 AM
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I leave the shit up and don't hear a peep....my wife knows whats up
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