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Old Feb 24, 2008 | 07:09 AM
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror
as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the

next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.


'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the
man replied.


He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.


At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked,'How does that feel'?

He replied:

'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'
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Old Feb 24, 2008 | 07:22 AM
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Old Feb 24, 2008 | 09:25 AM
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omg your sig is awesome!!!
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Old Feb 25, 2008 | 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Ford DNA
omg your sig is awesome!!!

Yeah, I was looking at that. There are better ways to get rug burn on your nose and forehead. Looks painful. Rep on the joke.
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