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Crabs
Women are getting smarter all the time,,, Be careful!!!
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave
about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand?
Not one hand went up..so, she took them home, and ate them herself.
Men never learn.
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.
The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave
about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand?
Not one hand went up..so, she took them home, and ate them herself.
Men never learn.
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IDa been like goddamn right woman, king crabs. Now hand 'em over. Fuck my dignity, crabs are expensive!
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I think there are probably a lot of boxes leaving New Orleans with crabs if you know what I mean.
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