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Ungrateful wife

Old Dec 10, 2007 | 08:23 PM
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Ungrateful wife


Here is a story of an ungrateful wife
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
And the husband replied
"Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 12:33 AM
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HAHAHAHA!!! Funny shit.
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 12:49 AM
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Gator was lookin over his shoulder the whole time he was posting this!
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 04:29 AM
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 05:23 AM
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thats great!! I was married to that once myself
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 05:26 AM
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lmao...thanx i needed that this mournin
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Old Dec 11, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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i pd mysef!!!
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