Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 

Lame

 

I find humor in that even though some people will find it politically incorrect. But screw them. Being your basic southern redneck, just a notch above white trash, descendent of dead european white guys, feel free to poke fun at me. It doesn't bother me, sometimes it's even funny and I'll laugh along with you. As for the rest of you hyphenated americans, I think ya'll should lighten up a little.

 

didn't know you were polish??

 

ROFL!