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Top Ten Reasons Racing Is Better Than Sex

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Old Nov 5, 2007 | 03:19 PM
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TOP 10 REASONS RACING IS BETTER THAN SEX...

1.youre expected to burn rubber.

2.its ok to be a spectator

3.there is a pit crew to help out.

4.the faster you are the better.

5.it lasts for several hours.

6.its acceptable to tailgate.

7.youre SUPPOSED to finish first.

8.ear plugs are ok to drown out noise.

9.you dont have to kiss the race car.

10.you get a trophy when you finish!
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Old Nov 5, 2007 | 03:23 PM
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Good stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 09:13 PM
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haha, wait 11. your car cant get pregnant
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 09:17 PM
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seems like someone hasnt gotten none lately.... lol j/k
but overall it was funny
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Old Nov 19, 2007 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Got boost??
haha, wait 11. your car cant get pregnant
no it cant but it sure as hell will cost as much as one
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 10:59 AM
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i like what got bosst said
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Suicidal Racing
no it cant but it sure as hell will cost as much as one
way more.. haha
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