Top Ten Reasons Racing Is Better Than Sex
TOP 10 REASONS RACING IS BETTER THAN SEX...
1.youre expected to burn rubber.
2.its ok to be a spectator
3.there is a pit crew to help out.
4.the faster you are the better.
5.it lasts for several hours.
6.its acceptable to tailgate.
7.youre SUPPOSED to finish first.
8.ear plugs are ok to drown out noise.
9.you dont have to kiss the race car.
10.you get a trophy when you finish!
1.youre expected to burn rubber.
2.its ok to be a spectator
3.there is a pit crew to help out.
4.the faster you are the better.
5.it lasts for several hours.
6.its acceptable to tailgate.
7.youre SUPPOSED to finish first.
8.ear plugs are ok to drown out noise.
9.you dont have to kiss the race car.
10.you get a trophy when you finish!
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