A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south

of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the
driver

why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a
juggler

and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine

Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the

driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead

and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had
some

flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle
them. The

juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them

and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the

patrol car, a drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the

performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the
rear
door and

got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,

opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause

there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

-Frankie