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91MikeGT's Confession
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Mikey?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
reputation."
"Well, Mikey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina
Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Mikey, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
yourself."
Mikey walks back to his pew, and his friend Uncle Pat
slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Mikey?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her
reputation."
"Well, Mikey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina
Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight
lipped, Mikey, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
yourself."
Mikey walks back to his pew, and his friend Uncle Pat
slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
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Good one!
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i see what you did there.
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91 ranger, 88 tc 2.3 turbo, stroked, bored, 5.5" crower connecting rods, wiseco 8.0:1 dished pistons, total seal .030 rings, fully ported iron big valve head, racer walsh turbo roller cam, bobs log, holset wh1c, fmic, full 3" exhaust. not really a whole lot left to do.
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So..... Where's Mike 
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I LOL'd at that. Nice Topher !! Well now I am going to go out and ummmm .....ahhhhhhh.....get ready and go to work 
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