They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it. Well, here's a good boat story.

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much as he could and was out of touch all day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him , his brother's wife passed away suddenly.

When he got back in town, Joe went to pick up a few things at the grocey. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and told him how sorry she was for his loss and that he must feel terrible.

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: Hell, No!! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing form the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a pretty bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy, I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad but they wanted her anyway. The darned fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle.

The old lady fainted..........

 

I lol'd.

 

haha good one.

 

what's a grocey?




anyway, good one, that was funny

 

Well hell. That one slid right by me! I copy/pasted from an e-mail and never even saw it!

*hangs head in shame*

 

thats good!!