Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking through the
woods.


All of a sudden one of theIndians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his
clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remain ing Indian what it was
all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there
waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off
his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),
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NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN

 

Im from WV and this would never happen














There are no Indians in WV