Mexican Eggs
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Mexican Eggs
MEXICAN EGGS...
Two Mexicans are riding along the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorcycle. They break down and start hitching for a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans tell the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike then will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves inside with their motorbike and the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a semi with 20,000 Mexican eggs in the trailer - 2 have hatched and they already managed to steal a motorcycle
BTW it is just a joke
Two Mexicans are riding along the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorcycle. They break down and start hitching for a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans tell the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike then will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves inside with their motorbike and the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a semi with 20,000 Mexican eggs in the trailer - 2 have hatched and they already managed to steal a motorcycle
BTW it is just a joke
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wow...you had me scared for a second their....
I thought it was breaking news or something......
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Thats a good one man!!! And for the record NO I am NOT predijuce (sp) against lil ol mexicans!!!! But if they hatch from eggs I am
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Too funny..... 
