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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 07:47 PM
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the guy that got offended when i held up the pussy sign was great.
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by agentAndy
where are the pics.
i think i almost died laughing over all that.
hahahaha watch the last few seconds of the video DownSouths13 posted. hahahaha so great!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by osama tim laden
also, i fucking hate your signature. and i figure anyone that has that sig, or the other stupid animated nissans talking to each other sig is a fucking stupid moron.
like, when you linked that, were you thinking "yeah man, this sig is sweeeeet"

come. the. fuck. on.

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if my car actually got voted ride of the month, id probably set it on fire.



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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 08:05 PM
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I laughed for a straight minute. Needed to show ALL of the signs.
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by osama tim laden
also, i fucking hate your signature. and i figure anyone that has that sig, or the other stupid animated nissans talking to each other sig is a fucking stupid moron.
like, when you linked that, were you thinking "yeah man, this sig is sweeeeet"

come. the. fuck. on.

Originally Posted by osama tim laden
if my car actually got voted ride of the month, id probably set it on fire.



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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 08:21 PM
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i would like to know, who took my 3/8 Snap On 14 volt..... it sucked for me Saturday night....
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 95silviajake
i would like to know, who took my 3/8 Snap On 14 volt..... it sucked for me Saturday night....

Heard about that, pretty rediculous, was somewhat suprised my dewalt 18v actually didnt get stolen.
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 09:03 PM
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First off, just so I'm offending equally, fuck everybody!

For those of you that don't know what Osama Tim Laden looks like. just picture a Huge pissed off tatted up lumberjack that hasn't fucked a female since his incarceration in 1990, on steriods, that hasn't shaved in 4 years, fucking your mom.

Master P=good business man

Three 6 Mafia's 'Ass and Titties' was a perfect selection and the only thing distracting me before runs, I thought it was very tasteful considering the geographical location that we were in(Bradenton caters to ghetto people very well)!!

3rd gear infield for the win!!

Rob=drunk annoucing(epic)

box=man

jeremy=man

bill=prego

If you are out there to win you are in the wrong form of motor sport!!! This isn't Lemans, this is drifting. I didn't give a fuck about the competition, I just wanted to have fun and incinerate some tires!!

This was the first time I drove that car in 8 months, I got 6 laps just like the rest of you. I was trying desperately to blow the motor up, I drove to the track and drove it home!! TOYOTA FTW!!!!!!!!! SR=Failboat production!!



CRASH
GET PARALYZED
PUSSY
BLOW YOUR MOTOR!

Those signs I thought were not only truthful, but used in good taste also should be made for every event!!!

If you're taking Desoto seriously, go kill yourself.

The real men that didn't give a fuck, hit walls running the man line!!

fuck everybody!
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 10:00 PM
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too much picture lingo, not enough drift lingo.

mangi
e-brake
clutch kick
Lil Bowow

thats more like it.
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by stockSC300
First off, just so I'm offending equally, fuck everybody!

For those of you that don't know what Osama Tim Laden looks like. just picture a Huge pissed off tatted up lumberjack that hasn't fucked a female since his incarceration in 1990, on steriods, that hasn't shaved in 4 years, fucking your mom.

Master P=good business man

Three 6 Mafia's 'Ass and Titties' was a perfect selection and the only thing distracting me before runs, I thought it was very tasteful considering the geographical location that we were in(Bradenton caters to ghetto people very well)!!

3rd gear infield for the win!!

Rob=drunk annoucing(epic)

box=man

jeremy=man

bill=prego

If you are out there to win you are in the wrong form of motor sport!!! This isn't Lemans, this is drifting. I didn't give a fuck about the competition, I just wanted to have fun and incinerate some tires!!

This was the first time I drove that car in 8 months, I got 6 laps just like the rest of you. I was trying desperately to blow the motor up, I drove to the track and drove it home!! TOYOTA FTW!!!!!!!!! SR=Failboat production!!



CRASH
GET PARALYZED
PUSSY
BLOW YOUR MOTOR!

Those signs I thought were not only truthful, but used in good taste also should be made for every event!!!

If you're taking Desoto seriously, go kill yourself.

The real men that didn't give a fuck, hit walls running the man line!!

fuck everybody!
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Old Dec 6, 2009 | 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sliderite
so, who was the jackass in the white mustang vert who got pulled over by the cops right in front of me, ................while leaving from the event the dumbass turned around yelled some kind of stupid shit at me then tried to slide on his bald ass tires in the sr64 & lakewoodranch rd intersection right in front of a cop and got his stupid ass pulled over, needless to say i laughed as i drove by him. ignorance is like the plague................


oh yea and prior to his getting pulled over, he tried to show off and race me on 64 repeatedly losing traction at high speed because of the way he wasted his tires doing burnouts on the track because he couldnt actually burn them drifting ( i wonder if that was his gf in the pass seat? i guess he doesnt care about her safety much)
Hi Derek, that would be me. And if I remember correctly, you're the jackass in the black mustang that revved your car next to mine several times and lurched forward to try and initiate a race, and then proceeded to race me on 64. (Yes you retard) Sorry my FIRST time at Desoto ACTUALLY DRIVING wasn't as good as yours. Didn't you "wreck your front bumper and break your lh r and center tail lights....." while drifting better than me? 700ft/lbs of torque is a bitch on the road, sorry I didn't drift with my drag radials just so I could hook at 45mph for YOU. The car next to you at the light had 2 of my friends in it. We were talking about how funny it was for a car such as yours to try to race me in traffic. I was actually pulled for a busted tail light. As for safety, did you not care about everyone else on the road when you were zig zagging through traffic with your copious amounts of traction? Don't for one minute deny that you didn't shit your pants when you saw the red and blue in your mirror, and when you pulled over. You were breaking laws and putting people at risk as well - especially shooting through all the cars on 64 to "beat" me. Not a sole on here can cast a stone and say they have never street raced (which is stupid, illegal, and dangerous), yet here you sit with your halo and call me an idiot for responding to you just how you wanted me to, by racing you; and a loser because I'm not a pro at drifting on shitty pavement and mud at a track I have never been on. Some of the pro guys slammed into a wall. Shit happens, no one is perfect at drifting... I don't claim to be. Listen, I know your TR image is important to you since you always exhibit a certain loudmouth cockyness on here, but I understand the need to vent your superiority on a forum since the pressures of completing high school or tech school must be rough for a guy like you. Hopefully they eventually teach you to properly punctuate and capitalize. Want to settle this with some ball sack? My drag radials and 20psi are waiting for you Bring the heat
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