happy 1,000th post

 

well .. pretty much any showing off racing or whatnot is like a peacock doing some strutting around with its tailfeathers all spread out.. showing off for the ladies and trying to show the other dudes ur the coolest .... i chalk life up to one big mating ritual in its most complex form .. its a good thing that humans are supposed to be life partner.. divorce is a product of boredom .. and nothing new under the sun


i have a tiny penis..

 

well my penis is inverted so im fucked regardless....

 

So when you urinate, it pops out, and when youre done, your body sucks it back in? thats fucked up.

 

"so fuck stick, that's it?"

 

omg.. why are these threads all retarded?!

 

because were all retarded!

 

Because the moderators suck at their work, and wont lock down these types of thread.

 

really?